热度 24
Never laugh at a Chinese ! He Must be a WenZhou man !!!
A Chinese man walks into a bank
in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. He tells the loan officer that he is
going to China on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank
will need some form of security for the
loan, so the Chinese man hands over
the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the
street in front of the bank. He produces
the title and everything checks out.
The Loan officer agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan. The bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the Chinese for using a
$250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a
$5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the
Ferrari into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns,
repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very
happy to have had your business, and
this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While
you were away, we checked you out
and found that you are a multi-
millionaire. What puzzles us is why you
would bother to borrow $5,000? The
Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York
City can I park my car for two weeks for
only $15.41 and expect it to be there
safely when I return.'
This clever guy must be a Wenzhou
man !!!
(翻譯 :龍七 )
永遠不要嘲笑中國人 !!! 他應該是一個溫
州人 !!!
一個中國人走進紐約市一家銀行, 告訴貸款經辦人員說他要去中國兩個星期做生意, 所以需要貸款5000美元。
銀行職員告訴他說他必須提供擔保品才能獲得此筆貸款,中國人就把停在銀行門前路旁的Ferrari 費拉力豪華跑車的鑰匙連同車子產權証一拼丟給該職員。
銀行職員受理了此筆貸款業務。
銀行總經理與其他的高級主管都很高興只用區區5000美元的貸款就能換來價值250 000 美元的擔保品。
然後另一個銀行職員小心翼翼地把該跑車開到銀行的地下車庫存放起來。
兩個星期後, 中國人囘來了, 他還清了借來的5000美元, 加上15,41美元的利息。
銀行職員對他說 :“先生, 我們很高興跟您作生意。 這筆交易進行得很順利, 但有一件事讓我們很納悶。 在您離開的這段日子, 我們曾對您調查, 我們發現您是個擁有好幾百萬身家的富人, 我們很奇怪為何您還要向銀行借區區的5000元呢 ?”
中國人囘答說 :“ 在紐約市哪裏有一個地方能讓我很安全地寄放兩個星期車子而才付出區區的15,41美元呢 ?”
這精明的傢伙應該是一個溫州人 !!!
kai 2: 还有一则小故事,就是说一个人把车停在路边故意让贴罚单,因为停一天的停车费比罚单多了三倍,这事好象发生在德国。这些都是能人啊! ...
一嚸嚸: 好聪明
都说商人满身铜臭,
看来不是 ,
是满身智慧
龍七: 商人有滿身銅臭的,有財大氣粗的,有坑蒙拐騙的,有不擇手段的,有見利忘義的,有唯利是圖的,有良心被狗吃掉的,這些都是奸商。
但也有“君子愛財,取之有道” ...
~Leo~: why people thinks smart chinese is Wenzhou man, its no sense
如果有钱买法拉利,就不会在乎这么一点停车费了,只是一个小气鬼 ...
知足者: “黄”先生这个只能当笑话听,但其中的奥妙倒是值得借鉴的。
关于巴黎停车之事,的确是如kai 2 所言,且本人亲自所为过。
哈哈,那天受邀去Deauville玩两天,是 ...
龍七: 運氣不錯,但你也聰明,會算。60歐元太貴了。
龍七: 這樣讓妳讀讀英語,不是很好嗎。